Erstellt am 13.04.2007 - 19:21

The Long and Winding Road

Jude: One could argue that the best songs of the twentieth century were written about love, which is funny, because when romance and music pair up, it normally leads to disaster. Though sometimes romantic sparks can lead to truly inspired music creativity. The trick is to keep those sparks from turning into a wild fire that destroys everything in its wake.


Darius Mills: Remember, T, you're still a mentor... and she's only seventeen, man.
Tommy Quincy: She's my co-producer. And she'll be eighteen in less than a week.
Darius Mills: What's that supposed to mean?
Tommy Quincy: That I've done everything you've asked. That I've spent the last five years trying to make up for what happened. That Jude and I? We're none of your business.
Darius Mills: Look, I just don't want to see anybody get hurt. Like Angie did. And? Jude is my artist.
Tommy Quincy: But she's *my* girl.


Jude: Well acoustics are good. It's wide open. It's good for a ballad.
Tommy: Mhm.
Jude: Now what?
Tommy: I remember when you thought acoustics was the name of the studio.
Jude: I did not.
Tommy: I'm just saying you've come away since we started working together. Many moons ago.
Jude: Yeah well look who's talking, Mr. I didn't crack a smile for the first six months I knew you.
Tommy picks up a flower off the ground to put in Jude's hair
Tommy: So I guess we both changed.


Speed: Is it contained?
Jamie: For now. What was on that tape?
Kyle: Just a couple of badgers mating.
Speed: And you had that in your car because?
Kyle looks around. Awkward silence.
Speed: Good.


Speed is playing with a soccer ball
Jamie: Pagan is going to be here any minute. You've turned the place into a pepperoni petri dish!
Speed: I've been blinded by science. And zesty tomato sauce.


Jude laughs
Tommy: You know that used to make girls cry, not cackle.
Jude: I don't cackle.
Tommy: Well maybe you're not like other girls.
Jude: Oh it's Little Tommy Q and your parachute pants are just so shiny!


Jude: Ok, out with it. The suspense is killing me!
Tommy: It's about us.
Jude: Us, us?
Tommy: You know it's funny. When I was your age I was a mess. Made some mistakes.
Jude: I make mistakes.
Tommy: Not like this. But when I'm with you Jude, I can almost believe that I can be the man I should be.
Jude: Look out!
The car swerves off the road.


Jude: Don't touch me.
Tommy: Just trying to help.
Jude: You want to help me? Stop hurting me.


Jude: Can you please speak like a normal person for once?
Tommy Quincy: You see, that is just it. I'm not normal. I'm one of the bad guys.
Jude Harrison: You know, I just lost a best friend. You know what that taught me? Life's short. You want a happy one, you gotta grab it.


Jude: I know you care,Tommy... You save a look just for me. I know (edit)


Jamie: Hey Kyle! No running. And there's a ninety dollar bounty on Spiederman's head. Spread the word.


Tommy: You're a piece of work, Harrison.
Jude: I get it...
Tommy: You don't know how many times I've thought about asking you to just... leave with me... But there are things you don't know.
Jude: I know I love you... There's my look. (edit)


Tommy: I actually think I'm going to like this whole co-producing thing after all.


Jude: I don't know what made Tommy change his mind, but I don't care. Because the truth is I'd follow him anywhere. (edit)



Lose Yourself

Jude: Playing guest-star on the show that made you is a real mixture of pride and nerves. Pride, because you're the original; nerves, because you have to listen to a bunch of strangers re-interpret your music. From emo, to punk, to Sinatra? Still, it's kind of moving to see how my music's inspired others. Inspired them to want to be me--(sees Karma performing)maybe even to replace me? There are those nerves again. The ones that never really go away.

Jude: He said yes! Darius! Yes, to me! Jamie? Hello?
Jamie: Sorry, Jude. It's just when Liam bailed, guess who got asked to clean up his mess?
Jude: Oh, any news?
Jamie: Official word is that he's running the South American division.
Jude: And the unofficial word?
Jamie: Went snaky. Took off to find himself. Think he's in Paraguay. Or Uraguay. One of the Guay's.


Spiederman: I don't know. You've been where she is. The dice rolls. She's either a star or a nobody. Maybe you've forgotten where you come from.

Tommy: Judging by Instant Star last night, I'd say your right on your game.
Jude: You saw that?
Tommy: Uh- Jude Harrison Night? I might have cleared my schedule for it.

Jamie: Uh- is this the right movie?
Jude: Everything sucks! I can't do the finale! I can't do it!
Jamie: Ah. Time for the annual "Jude Self-Destruction Festival" I see.
Jude: Shut up! Shut up!


Jude: Tommy has a kid. Did you know this?
Jamie: Do you ever get tired of talking about him?
Jude: Jamie! This is a big deal!
Jamie: It always is, Jude! Tommy does something bad and you threaten not to perform, or you cry, or you run away!
Jude.: Oh so what?! There! You caught me! I always end up the freaking sucker!
Jamie: No. You always end up the victim, Jude! Whose fault is that? Really?
Jude: So you hate me now, too.
Jamie: Jude. Jude--
Jude: What?
Jamie: I love you. Okay? Maybe it's time to grow up.
Jude: What? What?!
Jamie: Time to grow up. (edit)

Darius: You did it! That's why you'll always be my number one diva.
Jude: I didn't do it for you. I did it for my fans. I'm a pro, D. So get ready to treat me like one. (edit)

Jude: voice over I have 3 different types of people in the world: suckers, victims, and grownups. Being grownup means you get to choose your own destiny. (edit)

Jude Harrison: I'm not scared.
Patsy Sewer: You're quivering like a porn star in church, Jude.




Like a Virgin

Jude: Kurt Cobain once said that punk rock is freedom and the worst crime is faking it. Which is why I posted some not so perfect pictures on my website, so my fans could see the real me. I think it's time I channeled my inner Sid Vicious. Hello Jude, rock goddess. (sees the word "slut" written on her poster) Goodbye dignity?


Karma: Of course, Jude and I are so different. She's into heavy-rifts and punk influences. Where I got a soft spot for power ballads and I'm a virgin. (edit)



Jude throws drumsticks at Speed
Speed: Wha? How many drumsticks you got?
Jude: Next time it'll be a cymbal.
Speed: Whoa what ever happened to Saint Jude?

Jude: I didn't tell the press anything, I'm not gonna tell you guys anything, okay? Not who I've done, what I've done, or who or not I've not done.
Wally: You lost me. Why didn't you tell her to bite you?
Kyle: Or better yet, pull her hair, tear off her clothes.
Wally: Wrestle her to the ground.
Kyle: In pudding. No. Jello.
Speed: Wait, hmm, just getting a visual. sort of.
Jude throws a drumstick at Speed
Jude: Sorry, sorry to interrupt your little pervert fantasy. But the new Jude, she doesn't cat fight. The new Jude is a model or decorum. Yeah. The new Jude-
Wally: Man Karma nailed you.
Kyle: Apparently so did Speed.
Jude throws a drumstick at Kyle.


Gary: My Bar Mitzvahs gonna be so off the hook. Beth Wilson will wish she never dumped me.
Jude: Well nothing says becoming a man like sweet vengeance.
Gary: Fo shizzle.


Spiederman: Virgin's got some booty.


Patsy: Dignity time...
Jude: To hell with dignity... This is war!


Karma: This song is dedicated to my friend, Jude Harrison, who couldn’t be here because of her struggles with promiscuity and the bottle. (edit)
Karma: This is my song.
Jude: Now you know just how it feels.
Karma: Seriously, I will cut you.
Jude: Oh, that's not virgin talk; don't worry I got this. (edit)
Patsy: Good news, I found the bar. (edit)



Tommy Quincy: A million girls to choose from and you just happen to pick my ex?
Kwest: Your ex, exactly. As in over, done, moving on.
Tommy Quincy: There is a thing called Guy Code.
Kwest: You mean the Tommy Code. Where you get what you want and what you don't want.
Tommy Quincy: No, you're right. I actually don't want Sadie. But she doesn't want you either.
Kwest: She just kissed me.
Tommy Quincy: Add it up, man. You're a producer now and she's an industry groupie.



Tommy: I'm only saying it to protect you, man!
Kwest: Oh my God, you are unbelievable! All of this righteous indignation and she's not even the sister you want!
Tommy: Back off!
Kwest: Not that the underage thing ever stopped you in the past, though, did it?
Tommy: I am serious man! Shut it!
Kwest: If you ever did get with Jude, it would be the worst thing that's ever happened to her! (Tommy Punches Kwest, who gets knocked to the ground. Sadie enters.)
Sadie: (Runs to Kwest and looks at Tommy) Now you fight for me? (edit)




(Patsy pushes Karma onto a cake for calling Jude a whore. Karma immediately reaches for Jude's boob covering on her dress.)
Patsy: Jude, your boob's out. (edit)



Tommy Quincy: Your instincts... they weren't totally off. I'm a mess, I'm -
Jude Harrison: So? Me, too. We make quite the pair.
Tommy Quincy: What do you know? You're just a kid.
Jude Harrison: Not for long. Just a few weeks and I'm turning eighteen.


Sadie: Quite a show.
Jude: Oh my god. Everyone saw. My boobs.
Sadie: Just one of them.
Jude: Dignity.
Sadie: Oh. And what do you call lefty?




von jacqueline

Erstellt am 17.04.2007 - 07:38

Folge 308 - 18 (1)

Jude: (voiceover) Eighteen is big. By the time he was 18, Mozart had already toured Europe, written his first opera and composed symphony no. 1.


Tommy: i have a suprise for you. A early birthday gift.
Jude: i only have what i ever want it
Tommy: everythink you think you know, exept this
Jude: ok i only gess


Jude: By 18, Stevie Wonder had mastered 8 instruments, had 4 hits and was composing for Motown.


Tommy: have a seat
Jude: ähhm …., leg warmers,
Tommy: just keep your eyes closed


Jude: As for my eighteenth birthday, I just wanted everything to be right...


Jude:You wrote me a song? I love it
Tommy: I was uh thinking you could play it at your party with me on piano and we could finally tell everybody about us.
Jude: About that...we need to talk


Tommy: You know when a guy does this, there's usually another girl.
Jude: Well there's no other girl.
Tommy: then why we cant talk everybody we are together
Jude: Cause i know my love is very puplic right now and telling people makes thinks harder. And besides, getting together with you has been hard enough.
Tommy: Maybe you shouldn't play so hard to get then.
Jude hits Tommy


Tommy: So do I still get to come to your swanky little party?
Jude: If you wear a mustache.
Tommy: And can I still dance with you?
Jude: At arm's length.
Tommy: What about a birthday kiss?
Jude: On the cheek.
Tommy: Let me see if I got this right.
Tommy leans in to kiss Jude when Jude's dad comes out of the house


Jude: dad
Jude's dad: we´ll talking now
Jude: let me just
Jude's dad: no no not you. You
shows to tommy


Tommy: I understand you wanna protect your daughter.
Jude's dad: You've broken a lot of hearts, Tommy. Including Sadie's.
Tommy: If I had a daughter I'd never let her date me.
Jude's Dad: You think I can stop her? She's so stubborn-
Tommy: And impulsive-
Jude's dad: Independent-
Tommy: And pretty incredible. Stuart-
Jude's Dad: Mr. Harrison.
Tommy: Mr. Harrison. I care about Jude. A lot. I promise you. I won't hurt her.


Jude's Dad: and you
Jude: dad, i know what i´m doing
Jude's Dad: and next. Is telling sadi you dating her ex
Jude: o.k.


Tommy: I would just hate to see you hurt Jude.
Jamie: Why? You get to be the only one who does that?


Hunter: I learned something in prison. Revenge- is the sweetest revenge.


Pagan: What's this? Music for sad days. Music for even sadder days. Music to walk in the rain to?
Jamie: They're playlists.
Pagan: They're playlists or a cry for help.


Pagan: What about this Jude bird? What's her story?
Jamie: I don't even know how to answer that. What do you want to know?
Pagan: Everything.
Jamie: That we've been best friends since she saved me from rolling in yellow snow? That she once let me shave her head for fun. That we haven't been talking- and today's her birthday


Tommy: What are you doing here?
Hunter: Investigating. Figure there's gotta be some beautiful girl in the crowd pining for you. Just have to find out who. (Sees Sadie) Bingo. Blonde, beautiful, and insecure. just how you like them.


Hunter hands Sadie a desert
Hunter: Here you go.
Sadie: No thank you. I'm watching my figure.
Hunter: So is every other guy in the room.
Sadie: an you are


Jude's dad: People say love's complicated, but it's not. Be good to your partner, fight for him, not with him, and about all, be honest.


Hunter: You can't leave now Tommy. The birthday girl is serenading you. What's that look in her eye? Love?
Tommy: She's a performer. Putting on a show.
Hunter: She sure is. And she sounds just like Angie. Just hate for her to end up like Angie. Wouldn't you?

[Dieser Beitrag wurde am 17.04.2007 - 08:10 von Jacqueline aktualisiert]

Erstellt am 17.04.2007 - 07:47

ich hab leider noch nicht viel geschafft. aber ich vervollständige es noch weiter. viel spaß beim lesen


Folge 309 - 18 (2)


Jude: (voiceover) The best presents are often secret gifts you give yourself, special things you’ve always wanted. So, for my 18th birthday, I went all out. I decided to tell the world how I feel about Tommy Quincy. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like un-wrapping your feelings to the world. And nothing says he doesn’t like a huge dose of public humiliation.


Tommy: You're angry, I get it.
Hunter: Shh. Join the show Tommy. The girl's singing to you. Maybe for the last time.
Tommy: Leave Jude out of this. She has nothing to do with me.
Hunter: I don't believe that. You're gonna have to prove it to me.


Jude: So what do you think?
Tommy: That you're drunk and you're embarrassing yourself.


Karma: The theme is dirty thirties!
Spiederman: Yeah see, I thought the invitation said down and dirty.


Jude: What's your beef with her?
Spiederman: She's the meanest girlfriend I've ever had. (Jude gives him a look) Oh man. Just don't tell her I spilled. We're supposed to be a secret.
Jude: First of all, ew. And second, secret relationships? They're not healthy. Trust me.
Spiederman: Tell me about it. She thinks we should keep it private because of her public image, but it's starting to feel like she's ashamed of me. I mean why would she be ashamed of me? (Jude looks at his lap) Besides the chaps.


Jamie: This is ridiculous. I'm not a writer. I can barely compose a convincing grocery list.


Paegan: I mean, why are you friends with her?
Jamie: She's fun. She's compassionate, but doesn't let me get away with anything from music snobbery to pleated pants.
Paegan: Good. What else?
Jamie: She's willing to try anything once. Twice if it scared her the first time.
Paegan: Hah. And?
Jamie: She's loves music so much. She cries when she sees an old album in the dollar bin at the gas station. She's just amazing.


Portia: Where’d Hunter go?
Tommy: Back under the rock he crawled out from
Portia: And yet, you’re still here. That was your trademark when we were married. Hmm? Taking off.


Jude: Don't let me interrupt. I just wanted to tell you that it's over.


Little boy clears his throat
Jude: What's your deal?
Little boy: They won't let me into the pool without a grown up. Can you come with me?
Jude: I'm no grown up. I'm a stupid girl who just caught my boyfriend kissing my sister.
Little boy: That sucks.


Sadie: What did Jude mean by over? Since when were you two under?


Sadie: Does it matter? Does it matter? Jude just caught us kissing. Yes it matters!
Tommy: You kissed me.
Sadie: Yeah. My ex boyfriend, the ex best friend of my boyfriend, and now my sister's ex?
Sadie: Tommy this is so bad.
Tommy: No it's simple. I want Jude but I messed up. The end.


Jamie: Jude, just coming to find you . . .
Jude: Found.
Jamie: I know my timing’s terrible - you’re having a party and everyone who hasn’t been treating you like dirt is here – but, I’m here now. If that counts for anything.
Jude: Jamie. . . You had me at ‘hello’.
Jamie: I don’t think I said hello.


Jude: Look I haven't been totally honest with you. Before you showed up, tonight was-
Jamie: A typically tragic Jude Harrison birthday?
Jude: Before you showed up.


Sadie: I want to fix this... Before it's too late.
Tommy: And you will... After all you're Sadie freakin' Harrison.

[Dieser Beitrag wurde am 26.04.2007 - 16:22 von Jacqueline aktualisiert]

Erstellt am 26.04.2007 - 16:27

Nowhere to run



Sadie: Jude, we need to talk.
Jude: No Sadie, you need to talk. I need you to leave me alone. Which means we have ourselves an old fashion sister standoff.


Jude: I look like a dog's breakfast with poached eggs fries. I can't do this.


Spiederman: Alright, well it's been swell. "Thank you Cleveland!" And adios amigos.
Kyle: Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
Spiederman: What? You want a hug?
Kyle: No, we're supposed to go to the butchery. Get ready for meat night, remember?
Spiederman: Yeah, right. Karma, she's getting her wisdom teeth removed. Gotta take care of her. You know how it is. (Makes whipping gesture)


Jude runs into someone
Jude: He's a really wicked guy. I just wish I knew what he did here.


Jude: Oh, I know what this guy does. He rocks. Hard. This is my guitarist, Speed.
Spiederman: Uh Jude, I'm not really supposed to be here right now. (Pulls his shirt over his face) No ablo Engle?
Jude: He's sorta fiable. Great riffs though.


Jude: Oh, Karma! Old pal. This is the new Instant Star. Karma did a cover of one of my songs, and some people say it's even better than the original. Isn't that right, Karma?
Karma: Wow, Quincy shorted out your circuits.


Jude: This is my sister, Sadie. And we work at the same place, and it's very awkward. Right Sadie?


Darius: (rapping) Yeah check it out. Yeah yeah, listen. It's all about Jude Harrison. Ain't no comparison. They try to play her out, but no she's still smashing them. We top billing, we still winning. GMajor is the label, and yeah, we still killing.
Jude: You know honestly, this camera crew should be following you around.
Darius: No it's all about you. Check this out. Jude Harrison right here ladies and gentlemen. Singer, song writer, and producer. Triple threat. The star right here.


Spiederman: Why did you guys even ask me to record a solo demo?
Kwest: We need to present new artists to Darius.
Jamie: And you've got mad skills. Lost puppy dog looks. Girls love puppies.


Spiederman: I feel like I'm cheating on Kyle and Wally.


Kwest: Can't you see it? Your name in lights.
Jamie: And after you strike it rich, you can outfit your boys the finest jumpsuits money can buy.
Spiederman: Well Wally does love a good jumpsuit.


Spiederman: Raw fish is like my new crush.
Spiederman: Wasabi!
Kyle: Dude, how did Karma's surgery go?
Spiederman: Oh, well her wisdom teeth are out. And she looks much less smart. And puffy.
Kyle: So you're sure you aren't going to be able to make meat night.
Spiederman: She's having a real barfy reaction to the painkillers. Sorta turns me off barbecue sauce.


Tommy: What else can I say? She's come a long way and I have nothing but respect for her. Jude is a real professional.
Jude: Sorry, am I interrupting something? I seem to be doing that a lot lately. Can we get to work?
Tommy: Sure, I already have the board set up.
Jude: Without knowing what song we're doing?
Tommy: Ok, what song are we doing?
Jude: I don't know. Why don't you ask Sadie?
Tommy: Jude, let's just be professional. Like we always are.
Jude: this is a bad idea, i cant work like this
Tommy: Do you need to take a break?
Jude: No. You do. Permanently.
Tommy: What are you saying?
Jude: I don't want you producing me anymore. You're fired.


Jude: I don't know what I just did Jamie.
Jamie: You just fired Little Tommy Q. On camera. Which millions of people will now watch.
Jude: That's not helping.
Jamie: I feel like it's my birthday.


Jude: You found me! This is my best friend Jamie.
Jamie: Hello.
Jude: Whose always there for me in times of crisis. Like now. 911!
Jamie: Ma'am there's a vehical on the way. (awkward laughs)
Jude: Ok, so I'm gonna go back in the studio now and produce a single by myself. All by myself.
Jamie: And if I know Jude Harrison, she will do stellar.


Karma: You're in a good mood.
Spiederman: What can I say baby? Everything is just coming up Spiederman.
Karma: Probably cause you cut out the dead weight. Saw Kyle and Wally at the mall. They seemed positively lost without you.
Spiederman: Did you tell them where I was?
Karma: Seemed to think that you should be catering to my every whim. And FYI, you should be.


Spiederman: I'm kinda recording my own solo demo. By myself.
Karma: You're ditching the boys for the big time and not even saying goodbye. That's so bad. Not bad like bad, but bad like sexy good.


Jude: Can I get some help here guys or are you just gonna watch while I'm swallowed whole?
Wally: Speed's web of lies is threatening to swallow us whole.
Kyle: Dude, this might be SME's last jam together.


Spiederman: Ground control to major dude. We're ready to rock it.


Kyle: Make anything out?
Wally: No. But I sure hope they make out.
Kyle: Really? But they're sisters dude.
Spiederman: A boy can still dream.


Tommy: Jude, Jude wait, Jude
Jude: Tommy, why you even haven´t tried to explain whats happend between you and sadie. Why. You even have to swor you never hurt me anymore
Tommy: believe it or not i was trying to protect you
Jude: come on qincy. You know you can do better than that.
Tommy: it´s the truth, Jude there isn't something i need to cleare
Camera guy: Jude, how about a couple more candid shots?
Jude: Here's something candid for you. Despite what you saw back there, Tommy Quincy changed my life. When I met him, I was just a kid who won a talent contest, and he helped opene my soul and let the real music come out. And even though we might not be working together anymore, no one will ever replace him.


Spiederman: Anyone up for desert of the baby back variety?
Kyle: Why'd you lie to us?
Wally: We're your peeps.
Spiederman: Because I cut a demo. A solo demo.
Kyle: ...And?
Spiederman: What? You don't care?
Kyle: You were always a true musician dude. You think I wanna do this forever? I wanna be a geologist.
Wally: I'm just in it for the chicks.


Hunter: Are you trying to get rid of me Tommy?
Tommy: What would it take if I was?
Hunter: A hundred large.
Tommy opens a briefcase full of money.
Tommy: You are so predictable. But this is it Hunter. If you take this, I don't ever want to see your face again. Cause if I do, I'll break it.

[Dieser Beitrag wurde am 13.05.2007 - 17:43 von Ini aktualisiert]

Erstellt am 03.05.2007 - 15:41

Celebrity Skin




Jude: (voiceover) Broken-hearted? Me? Please, broken heart does not go with these boots. Ok, so maybe it’s not as easy as it looks but sometimes you gotta fake it till you make it. After all, they say living well is the best revenge. And looking hot in front of your ex-boyfriend feels pretty good too. Looking like I slaughtered a baby seal . . . beyond horrific.


Darius: Okay, imagine I'm crazy.
Jude: Imagine?
Darius: And I'm coming at you praying mantis style. Try and hit me. (hard slap)


Paegan: Who cares? You mean animal rights, what about animal wrongs? Look what happened to the crocodile hunter, yeah?


Sadie: I can't believe you, flirting with my boyfriend!
Karma: Ex-boyfriend.
Sadie: Using the information I gave you too.
Karma: Come on, it makes me MENSA material.
Sadie: You know you weren't even trying to help me. You were just using me to get to Kwest.
Karma: No, I was using you to get to Kwest, to get to Janet Jackson.
Sadie: Really?
Karma: Yeah, when I see something I want I go after it. You should try it sometime. (walks out)
Sadie: (to herself) Maybe I will.

Erstellt am 03.05.2007 - 16:11

noch völlig unsortiert aber schon mal zum lesen.

Helter Skelter


Judge (voice over): Funny thing about the boy next door, he knows all about the influence of blues on seventies gleam rock, and which drummer should be knighted, and nothing about dealing with a girl like Patsy... Then again, who could manage Patsy Sewer? (edit)


Patsy comes back from the washroom
Kwest: Patsy bathroom breaks, take 9.
Patsy: Shut it.
Kwest: Come on girl, just relax.
Patsy: Don't talk to me like I'm your pretty pony. There's only one thing you're riding Kwest, and she's (referring to Sadie) out there, busy answering phones.
Jamie: Patsy, I literally begged to get you this shot. Your last shot.
Patsy: Well, there's one thing you should know about Patsy Sewer: she doesn't run out of shots... of vodka. Tommy walks in Oh, sorry, all wiener openings are full. (edit)


Patsy: Freedom! Better than sex. G-Major can kiss my ass. And Jamie no longer gets to. Hah. (edit)


Patsy: So that's it. Love or war?
Jamie: Pretty much
Patsy: I pick war.


Patsy: I got him a crib with a view.
Jude: That's impressive, given the hot real estate market.
Patsy: I hereby dub you Leonard Cohen the Second.


Jude's Dad: Is it time for me to be a concerned parent Jude?
Jude: Dad, Patsy said she was sorry. Though technically for eating all our bologna.


Patsy: We do it Patsy Sewer style. A- No florescent lights. B- No hanus backbeats. And C- No pants on the men folk.


Jamie: (to Darius) I love you. As one loves their scary boss.


Patsy: You got any bologna? I got a hankering.


Jude: Oh whatever. I remember when you pledged eternal devotion to Cyndi Lauper.
Jamie: She Bob was an under-rated ska classic. And the orange hair. Hot.
Jude: Well you always did like them wild.


Patsy Sewer: Uh-oh I think I smell a ultamaium a-comin'

Erstellt am 03.05.2007 - 16:11

Let It Be



Jude voice over: Two, just two words, that’s all I’m asking... Two words. That’s all I need. "Patsy’s fine", or "she’s ok". Two words... Two. (edit)


Speed: Jude, he just broke up with his girlfriend who then died. Talk about intense. It's like breaking up times a million for eternity.


Jude: I know, and he blamed me.
Speed: Well today. Tomorrow he'll probably blame me. Or wally.


Karma: Oh,you're that girl..
Sadie: What are you talking about?
Karma: The fixer..Always taking care of everyone else to feel useful


Speiderman: Patsy Rachel Sewer reduced to a vase.
Speiderman: Dude, I don't think I can touch it.
Jude: Me neither.
Tommy: What're you doing?
Speiderman: Dude!
Jude: Patsy doesn't belong here.
Tommy: You're taking her ashes?
Jude: We're taking her to one last party.
Tommy: Show her a good time.


Jude: I hate it in here at night.
Speiderman: Yeah, now you have to go around worrying about Patsy's ghost going around giving us supernatural wedgies. Realizes that Jude isn't laughing. Seriously, what's wrong with me?
Jude: I don't know. It's okay. (edit)

Tommy: Patsy gave up the fight when she got behind the wheel stone drunk.
Jude: Wow, you just made Darius look like Mother Teresa.


Jude: Jamie, you need to wake up.
Jamie: Wake up?
Jude: Yeah.
Jamie: Jude, I'll be lucky if I ever get to sleep again.

[Dieser Beitrag wurde am 03.05.2007 - 16:12 von Jacqueline aktualisiert]

Erstellt am 03.05.2007 - 16:13

Heart Of Gold

Jude: (voiceover) One of the weird things about not being able to save a friend is discovering how many other people still need your help. Still, no amount of charity work is going to erase that huge guilt pit in my stomach.

Jude: (to Jamie) Nice try jerk, but I'm not giving up on you.

Jude: And get those little plastic bracelets?
Sadie: Yeah and travel back to 2004.

[Dieser Beitrag wurde am 03.05.2007 - 16:14 von Jacqueline aktualisiert]

Erstellt am 13.05.2007 - 17:36

ich fand ja den dialog von Jude und Karma aus Sympathy For The Devil so lustig *gg*

Jude: I haven't listen to the track yet.
Karma: Oh. Well, lucky for you I come fully equiped.
Jude: Great, now I'm scared.
(Karma fängt an zu singen)
Jude: Okay. Okay. Okay got it.
Karma: I can sing in the show?
Jude: Ehm..Let's just say I'm not saying yes, I'm not saying no.
Karma: So can I take that as a yes?
Jude: No.

oder gut war auch:
Karma: Why speak when I can express myself perfectly through a song.

Erstellt am 16.05.2007 - 23:54

so hab ma die dialoge aus sympathy for the devol zusamm gestellt. sind teilweise unvollständig nämlich da wo eckige klammern sind. falls jemand weiß was da hin muss oder fehlrer entdeckt sagt bescheid.

Sympathy For The Devil


Tommy: Yo Kwest hold up.

Tragedy has a way of changing people.

Tommy: I know I got between you and Sadie.
Kwest: Sadie got between me and Sadie.
Tommy: But I put a fist in your face.
Kwest: You gotta let your weak [..] ruin our 7 year friendship?
Tommy: I’m just happy I didn’t destroy your feminin jaw line.
Kwest: […] has done.
Tommy: Speaking of driving. There's something i need you to take up my hands.
Kwest: Sure. What?

Tragedy can make people depressed, angry or wanna make amends.

Kwest: You wanna give me your bike?
Tommy: Yeah.

Jamie: For you.
Jude: Oh how lovely. And what a delightful, sentiment congratulations big D.
Jamie: He can spare them. […]
Jude: It was held hostage by a maniac with a knife? Trust me Jamie it’s nice to not have the spotlight on me for a change.
Jamie: Good, cause when it’s on Daruis there’s no room for anybody else.

But there's a flipside to drama that can change your perspective, make you realize what's really important, make you realize what you really want or who.
Jude: So what's with the big head?
Sadie: An honor winning the lifetime achievement award we had a bust Daruis made in butter.
Jude: Wow. It looks just like him minus the horns. Who's this award from again?
Sadie: Board of associated leaders in development.
Jude: B.A.L.D? Bald?
Sadie: Yeah. They wanted to hold the party at city hall but Daruis decided to move it here instead. He says G-Major is his achievement of a lifetime.
Jude: No he just wants everyone to see his gold records.

Daruis: Jude.
Jude: Hey.
Daruis: some people think it is too soon for you to MC a party.
Jude: Well. The show must go on. And I could use a distraction.
Daruis: That’s my girl. So you’re in charge of the mic. Anybody wants to speak they gotta go to you.
Jude: Okay.
Daruis: Cool.
Jude: Cool. […] wanna butter me up.
Jude: Oh wow. He’s pretty psyc just kind of cute.
Sadie: Cute?
Jude: Yeah.
Sadie: Who ist he man of mystery who’s put you in such a good mood huh?
Jude: There’s no man of mystery. I’ve had enough secrets to last a lifetime. What I want it’s just men that are true and honest.
Sadie: Yeah. But is he hot?
Jude: Speaking of hot, how is Kwest? When you guys getting back together?
Sadie: uh I think the lightinterm is not in this lifetime. Which it make for one lousy life.

Portia: Need to borrow a suit for the party?
Tommy: I’m not going.
Portia: D’s big night. You have to be there. You’re such a huge part of his life, our life.
Tommy: I was a lousy husband Portia.
Portia: Took you 5 years and a divorce to figure that out? You fell in love with somebody else. We were young. It happens. You still chose me over Angie when it counted.
Tommy: I stayed for my career, for the money, for the fame. Should have been a better man.
Portia: You need to let this go. Forgive yourself.

Karma: Ah Jude. Hope I’m not interrupting. Oh by the way have I mentioned that I love what you’re doing with your hair lately? That just roll that a bit look.
Jude: What do you want Karma?
Karma: A chanche to honor a fearless leader at the party in his honor. To pay tribute to the man who made us all stars.
Jude: You wanna sing in front of the industry bigwigs?
Karma: My new single. Listen, let me know.

Jamie: Yay hello?
Jude: Hi it’s me. I’m right here.
Jamie: Ah you’re being sneaky or just lazy?
Jude: Jamie get your bown arrow. It’s time to play cube it.
Jamie: ten four.

Karma: So what’s the prognoses?
Jude: looking good.
Karma: Great, ´cause I just want a fierce dress for when I sing at Dariuses party.
Jude: Oh I haven’t listened to the track yet.
Karma: Oh. Well, lucky for you I come fully equiped.
Jude: Great, now I'm scared.
(Karma fängt an zu singen)
Jude: Okay. Okay. Okay got it.
Karma: I can sing in the show?
Jude: Ehm.Let's just say I'm not saying yes, I'm not saying no.
Karma: So can I take that as a yes?
Jude: No.

Jamie: Operation Kwest-Sadie- conection is lifting off.
Jude: […] That calls for a celebration.
Jamie: What do you got in mind?
Jude: I’m gonna make you dinner. With food and stuff.

Portia: I have to tell him D.
Darius: It’s over. Hunter is in jail.
Portia: His sister is still dead okay. Tommy is an absolute mess.
Darius: Pull yourself together.
Portia: I can’t sleep. Okay I have to end this.
Darius: After all I’ve done. You’re not gonna blow this. There’s too much to stake.

Kwest: Beautiful.
Sadie: Yeah it is.
Kwest: I ment you.
Sadie: Thank you. And thank you for giving us a second chance Kwest.
Kwest: I wouldn’t have but you […] all this.
Sadie: All this what?
Kwest: Well I got your note.
Sadie: No I got your flowers.
Kwest: What flowers?
Sadie: Must have been Jude playing much maker. But Kwest we’re both here. No sense of letting a good meal go to waste.
Kweste: I don’t wanna waste your time.
Sadie: Turning down free food I mean you must really be angry.
Kwest: I’m just confused.
Sadie: Kwest wait.

Jude: Hey you should see what i can do with a cane of tomato soup. My secret ingredient: water.
Jamie: I can see. I brought you a perfect desert then.
Jude: Oh Jamie. My favorites. You remembered.
Jamie: Yeah. Well we have been friends for whole 15 years.
Jude: Yeah. 15 kick-ass years. We do have a lot of fun together, huh Jamie?
Jamie: Yeah, I’m a pretty fun guy.
Jude: Well uhm which is why I wanted to ask you could […] me to D’s big dash?
Jamie: Like a date?
Jude: Yeah a date.
Jamie: No. You and me, we cannot date.
Jude: Okay. Alright.

Jude: Hey.
Sadie: Hey.
Jude: What time is Kwest picking you up?
Sadie: Right after the Beetles reunion tour. So we might be a little late for the party.
Jude: So last night didn’t go well?
Sadie: On a scala of 1 till 10 I’d say it was a minus 47.
Jude: I’m sorry I was just trying to help.
Sadie: It’s not your fault. But hey can I catch your ride to the party with you and your date which is who by the way?
Jude: Nobody. Jamie declined my invitation.
Sadie: Jamie?
Jude: It’s ironic. I just wish I knew what happend.
Sadie: You know Jude I started dating Kwest before I was totally over Tommy.
Jude: You and Tommy broke up way before Kwest.
Sadie: But I never totally closed the door on Tommy. Not till it’s too late. You have to close a door before you can open a new one. Come on. Let’s go celebrate the big [..]. Shall we?
Jude: We shall.

Peagan: Playing brilliantly. You’ve got Jude right were you wanted her.
Jamie: Across the room and furious?
Peagan: Furious why do you think?
Jamie: I told her I didn’t wanna date her. She only wants me because there’s trouble in Tommytown.
Peagan: So? you have to convince her to come with to Jamieville.
Jamie: Great advice from a guy who’s been divorced 5 times?
Peagan: 4. Wife number 5 aka my former manager is still [..] I always fall fort he scrappy ones.
Jamie: Guess that makes you a masuchrist?
Peagan: Romantic. Being in love it the greatest feeling in the world. You just have to risk a bit of pain to get there.

Sadie: When do you comming out to play?
Tommy: I wanna get Karma’s album finished.
Sadie: Is that Kwest pulling up on your bike? You almost go out to caters.
Tommy: I just twist his arms take it. I won’t be needing it anymore.
Sadie: Giving away your stuff, tying up lose ends? You’re planning to commit sucide?
Tommy: No. Autsch. What was that for?
Sadie: Well if you’re not sucidial then you’re leaving town.
Tommy: There’s nothing left for me here Sade.
Sadie: What about Jude? Tommy, she needs closure. So do you. If you don’t talk to her before you go, she won’t be able to move on. Okay?


Karma: Oh my god I totally know that guy. I think he works for much.
Spied: Close. It’s the [..]
Karma: Oh whatever. An audience is an audience. And this audience needs to hear my new single. Come on.

Jude: Good evening friends. Hi. Tonight B.A.L.D. honors one of their very own Daruis Mills. You’re looking especially good tonight D, very shiny. And now it’s my pleasure to welcome to the stage
Karma: G-Major’s hottest new star. Why speak when i can express myself perfectly through a song? Hit it Speedy.

Tommy: I need to tell you something.
Jude: Me too. I have too many doors open and I need to shut one.
Tommy: Closure, I get it. Let me help you. I’m leaving town.
Jude: I don’t know why it is you do it you do it Tommy Quincy but I forgive you.

Jamie: Listen about last night
Jude: You wanna do the platonic then i get it.
Jamie: The platonic thing is complete opposite of what I wanna do with you.
Jude: Jamie Andrews what do you mean?
Jude: I wanna walk you home tonight, show you.
Jude: It is a date.

Jude: Thank you Karma. Now to say a few word about Daruis is a man of few words.
Sadie: Wait. I have something to say.
Jude: Okay. This is tourning into an open mic night.

Sadie: Can somebody please put a spotlight on Kwest? Hi. Kwest uhm look I wasn’t sure. Now I am. I just. I wish you give me another chance. Cause I love you. I love you.
Kwest: Are you sure?
Sadie: Super sure.

Jude: Alright. Finally we welcome to the stage the chief of police.

Tommy: I need to talk to you. Now. Do you know what this is?
Darius: Please report. The car accident killed Angie.
Tommy: You hit it under the Boyz Attack gold record.
Darius: I wanna remind myself the sacrifice I made to get you that gold record.
Tommy: Why wasn’t this filed?
Darius: [..] 920 Dollar. Got connection.
Jude: D, we need you.
Tommy: How long did you have this, why didn’t you tell me? You did it.. You slashed the brades on her car.
Jude: What’s going on?
Tommy: Daruis killed Angie. I wouldn’t run off with her, leave our marriage, leave Boyz Attck?
Darius: Go back to the party. I’ll handle this.
Tommy: I lied to her, told her I didn’t love her. She took off my car and wrapped around a tree. My car. It wasn’t Angie you were trying to get rid of, was it?
Portia: Darius! He tried to protect me. Okay? Darius just covered it up. He never toughed that car.
Darius: Portia don’t.
Portia: I didn’t want you to leave me. Couldn’t let you go. I loved you too much Tommy. I didn’t want anyone to die but she did. It’s all my fault.

Darius: Who called the police?
Portia: I did. I wanna face this. It’s the only way.
Darius: Portia.

Portia sat on her guilt for years. And it almost destroyed her. Talk about tragic.

Jamie: You’re okay with all of this?
Jude: Yeah it’s just this industry, the fame, it makes people crazy.
Jamie: Not you. You’re different.
Tommy: Jude.
Jude: I thought you were leaving town?
Tommy: My whole life I’ve been a coward runaway from what i’ve wanted. I’m done running’
Jamie: You’re so good at.
Jude: Be quiet, please.
Jamie: Jude.
Tommy: Jude.
Jude: I gotta go inside. I’ll talk to you later.

Stuart: Hi Honey. How was your evening?