Erstellt am 25.09.2005 - 20:18

Here are some jokes,but they are in english!XD

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"My aunt is having a new baby!"
"What was wrong with the old one?"
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"Doctor,doctor!I keep thinking I'm a dog!"
"Sit down,please."
"Oh no-I'm not allowed on the furniture."
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"Why have you got a sandwich behind your ear?"
"Oh dear.I must have eaten mypencil for lunch!"
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What do you get if you cross a terrier with a fire?
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A hot dog!
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So,dat wars erstma,hab nochn ganzes buch voller englischer witze...