Erstellt am 12.07.2006 - 18:27

Tja, das ist die Frage, wer tut es? einfach umwerfend

Erstellt am 12.07.2006 - 18:36

die frage ist doch eigentlich - wer macht sowas überhaupt - pruuuuust

Erstellt am 12.07.2006 - 19:11

Super Mea!!!!

Erstellt am 13.07.2006 - 15:25

das ist herrlich, Mea!

Erstellt am 15.11.2006 - 13:26

Etwas zum Üben

English for beginners

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche
Swatch Uhr an?

Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache !

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?



Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: (advanced english)

Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?

...das Ganze wieder in englischer Sprache !

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched
witch watch which Swatch watch switch?


Englisch im Endstadium:

Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an.

Welche Schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu
sein, schaut sich welche Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?

...das ganze in Englisch:


Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches,
wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch
which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which
swiss Swatch watch switch?

Erstellt am 16.11.2006 - 03:54

Gott sei Dank war das was zum Lesen. Stell' Dir vor, das sagt jemand. Ich würde nur Bahnhof verstehen.
Passiert mir hier übrigens des öfteren. Die nuscheln sich hier vielleicht was zusammen.

Erstellt am 16.11.2006 - 13:05

Kannte ich irgendwie anders...

Three drinks for the Burger Kings under the sky,
Seven burgers for the Dwarves who are stoned,
Ninety million consumers doomed to buy,
One cut for the Dark Lord, the franchise he owns.
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.
Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to dine them,
Onion ring to bring them all and in the deep-fryer bind them
In the land of Mordor where the Whoppers lie.

Erstellt am 16.11.2006 - 13:06

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment
would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN: I forget.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone
before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the
road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken
was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the
competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen
Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped
the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and
implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model
(PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people,
processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within
a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a
diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along
with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation
industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit,
and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve
the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the
continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held
in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful
environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and
built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and
aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.
This was conducive towards the creation of a total business
integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change
to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man.
The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and
keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens
will be free to cross roads without having their motives called
into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed
the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat,
the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean,
why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this
chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross
the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same
time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to
cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it
transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS[der Erfinder von Kentucky Fried Chicken]:
I missed one?

Erstellt am 16.11.2006 - 14:02

kann das bitte jemand übersetzen CDA

Erstellt am 16.11.2006 - 14:19

Dieser Thread ist zum Englisch-Üben, nicht zum Übersetzen lassen

Nimm Dir eine Aussage nach der anderen vor - dann klappts sicher.