Erstellt am 21.02.2009 - 02:03

Hallo

ich habe eine sehr ausgeprägte Leidenschaft für GB (Land, Leute, Kultur...) und die engl. Sprache

Deshalb an dieser Stelle ein paar großartige, tiefsinnige Aussagen, die man gar nicht erst übersetzen sollte - viel Spaß

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up"
- GK Chesterton

"It often takes a lot of time to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift"

"When the door of happiness closes, another opens but oftentimes we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us"

"The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had"

"When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying"

"Life is like traffic signs - 1way, 2way, Do not enter, No U~turn, No left~turn, but the best so far is to GIVE WAY and KEEP RIGHT"

"If you have reasons why you love a person, then you’re using your MIND. If you love a person for no reason at all then you’re using your HEART"

"Never take for granted every person close to your heart because you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond because you were too busy collecting stones"

"We don't always know from where person has come... to where they are today. Neither do we necessarily have the insight and knowledge to understand what they've seen, been and overcome to get here now. We can only extend our hands, hearts and souls to whom they strive to be. And by doing thus, we ourselves, have strived to reach a higher place in humanity"

"Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home"

"A computer won't stop you being an idiot but it will make you a faster, better idiot"

"Remember, most kinds of trouble start off as fun"

"If life doesn't hold the right keys to a kid, a pet is always nice"

"It’s never too late to have a happy childhood"

"A hedge between keeps friendship green"

Erstellt am 27.09.2009 - 14:40

Das hier ist eher ein Witz, aber auch geistreich. Ich mogle ihn einfach hier mit hin.


Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what
he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat Jewish rye bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Jewish rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it . Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th
loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about
this shit but me."

Erstellt am 27.09.2009 - 19:46

I can not more, I break together ...

Erstellt am 20.02.2011 - 12:46

...und noch ein paar meiner liebsten Sprüche:

● Better late than really late

● Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer

● Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter.

● I like being single. I’m always there when I need me

● Never eat yellow snow

● I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up your ass