| Erstellt am 14.08.2005 - 13:36|| |
Einleitung von Hans:
Welcome, welcome to:
'Kino das Bang Bang Boom Boom 1970 Gjong-Hai ich habe Eisen diese Jacke Willkommen...2004'
Today I will be interviewing Elijah Woods.
Elijah is an incredible actor from Los Angeles, California, born in Idaho... or... is it Iowa? .... Not important.
He is an actor working in the United States of America. Incredible, incredible actor and I have been searching for him... all my life.
He has incredible blue eyes and this interview has been the most special interaction I have had with an actor in...17 years.
So please sit back, enjoy, wear a smoking jacket and a bib and... take on board the genious that is Hans Jensen. Good evening.
Hans Jensen: Hello, Mr. Woods!
Elijah Wood: Hello, Mr. Hans!
-Mr. Jensen, Mr. Jensen.
-Mr. Jensen, sorry.
-Hello. You're having a nice day?
-Yes, I am
-Yes, it's very early in the morning.
-What time is it in Australia?
-Oh, I'm not in Australia, I'm in...
-You're in New Zealand?
-No, I'm in New York.
-New York! New Amsterdam! Ha, hm...
-Ok, we begin now, ya?
-Mr. Woods, a pleasure to meet you, to have met you... ah..-
-Th... thank you.
-You're a big fan of music we hear and, er, in Germany we have Kraftwörk and also Daft Punkt, you know these?
-Yes, Kraftwöörk started the electronic music movement... and Daft Punk are brilliant, I love Daft Punk...
-Yes, we hear you...
-I actually, I actually worked with Mich...
-Excuse me, I interrupt you.
-Though I actually worked with Michel Gondry who directed the... 'Around the world'-video for Daft Punk.
-Yes, she is fantastic director...
-Yes, he is.
-He, yes, I'm sorry... ha, hm...nervous... excuse me... So, you DJ in New Zealand, Australia, America... you enjoy?
-You enjoy music...
-You are a very big fan of music we hear in Germany...
-Yeah, I love music... um, I've done a bit of DJ-ing. I wouldn't... I think DJ purists would probably hate me...
-...because I only DJ with CDs.
-Um, I don't know if anybody can hate you, Mr. Woods...
-With your eyes and your... American voice.
-Th... thank you... um... but I haven't really graduated to vinyl, yet but yeah, I've done a fair bit of DJ-ing. It's great fun.
-Do you scratch?
-You mix. You mix music?
-Yes! I mix music live, yes.
-So, to Frodo: On page seven-twenty of 'The Lord of the Rings' there is a quote from Frodo, he says 'In a world, filled with mirth and magic, you lose time in yourself.' You agree with this comment?
-In a... in a...
-I... I will repeat it for you.
-'In a world... ' You can hear me, you can hear me?
-'In a world, filled with mirth and magic, you lose time in yourself.' You agree with this, this statement from Frodo?
-.... You lose time within yourself... erm... Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah...
-You begin to forget... yourself... I think.
-Yes, and I think that's exactly what Frodo goes through, because ultimately, by the end of Frodo's journey, he doesn't have...
-It's a... it's a bad question, forget it!
-No no no, It's not a bad question!
-Forget it, forget it!
-Iiiiiiiiit's not a bad question!
-Sean Astin, your Hobbit-friend called you saying you are a beautiful man, a beautiful man. Do you.... you have a comment for Sean and also there is a... how do I say, without being rude... a... gay connetation?
-*mittelstarker Lach- und Hustanfall*
-Oh, you laugh, it's funny.
-*immernoch am Lachen und kichern*
-He said you're a beautiful man, you're beautiful..
-*beruhigt sich wieder* Yeah, well... there is no gay, there is no gay connetation on that or whatsoever...
-Sean Astin is gay.
-Sean Astin is not gay?
-No! No no no no no no no...
-You have very big eyes... very big, blue eyes...
-Do you think this is the reason why you are successful and famous?
-Big... blue... *grins*
-You are famous because of this? Because of your eyes.... The next job you do, you work on a movie called 'Hooligans', about... football hooligans.
-You play football?... you kick balls?
-*noch stärkerer Lach-und auch Hustanfall als davor*
-Mr. Woods? Mr. Woods?
-*kriegt sich vor Lachen kaum noch ein*
-Do you play football?
-*lacht immer weiter*
-This is funny to you...
-I kick balls... *lacht sich leicht entsetzt fast tot*
-I am upsetting you? Am I upsetting you?
-*wieder ernst* I don't play football.
-In the photoshoots you do with Vogue-magazine and Cosmopolitain and Enternainment Weekly, Time Magazine, your hair changes dramatically... from short to long...do you wear wigs?
-Ah, no, I do not.
-Have you worn wigs?
-No, I have not.
-Will you wear wigs?
-When will you wear wigs?
-*schreit vor lachen*
- Mr . Woods I will ask you coming to the end of my.. I must close soon but ye-..
-*grinsend* Yes, you must close soon.
-I hear you collect sex-toys...
No? You don't collect toys?
-Allright, there is, there's got, this has to be... f*cking!
-Mr. Woods, you have sex with a German woman called Franka Potente. She is famous German acress and you drop her, you, you, finish relationship with her. Whhayyy??
-Um... it didn't work out, unfortunately.
-How long was she your wife?
-Ahm, she was never my wife!
-You were engaged to her, though?
-No! I was... no!
-I hear she has small child... Philippa... ah, Flipper is her name.
-You make a, you make a movie called 'Flipper'!!
-Very famous movie! The dolphin is dead. Do you know this?
-Yes! No! I did not know that, that's terrible!
-Died in a ca accident!
-.... *unsicheres Lachen*
-Ah, Elijah, I must finish now, but I must tell you now... that it is Dom Monaghan talking to you.
-Brilliant! You f*cking...
-How are you mate??!
-you f*cker, I f*cking knew it! That was f*cking brilliant you asshole!
-How are you, mate??!! Oh, I wish I was there, I wish I was there!
-Oh, I wish you were here, too! That's so awesome!
-We'll find it on the DVD so you'll be able to see...
-Ya, ha ha ha ha!!
-I love you, brother, I'll see you soon. Hey, I'll see you in New York!
-Ah, I love you, I thank you so much for doing that that made my day!
-Allright brother, big kisses, bye!
-Allright mate, happy birthday!!
-Thank you very much, see you man! *kicher*